On Call The biggest days of the festive season may be behind us, but demand for tech support never stops. That’s why each Friday, even this one, The Register shares stories of fixers forced to help flummoxed fools in On Call – the reader-contributed column that celebrates your successes.
This week, we’re revisiting the topic of extremely swift fixes that we raised in November, when a reader claimed to have solved a user’s problem in 8.5 seconds.
Another reader, who we will Regomize as “Barry,” told us he was once called by the user of a greenscreen terminal who, upon returning from a lunch break stretched to unusual length by the need to queue for a bank teller, complained their machine displayed nothing but a “flashing screen.”
Barry got his hands on a replacement and lugged it to the user’s desk.
When he arrived, he saw a blinking cursor in the top left corner of the terminal’s screen.
“I pressed the space bar, and the cursor disappeared, replaced by the login prompt, fixing the problem.”
Barry didn’t claim the tech support world record though – he thinks his fix probably required less that ten seconds, but not much less.
“The user didn’t know a screen saver kicked in after 30 minutes, because she was always back from lunch before it kicked in,” Barry told On Call.
Bank tellers have sadly been largely replaced by IT, so there might be some ironic justice there.
Now let’s meet a reader we’ll Regomize as “Ron” who told us about the time a customer reported half their screen was blank and not working.
Ron quickly realized the customer had managed to adjust the Windows Task Bar so it occupied half of the PC’s display.
“I resized the taskbar, locked it at regular size, and was out the door un under five minutes.”
Ron rates the job as the fastest money he ever made!
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- Tech support world record? 8.5 seconds from seeing to fixing
- That hardware will be more reliable if you stop stabbing it all day
Let’s return to the greenscreen age for our final tale of fast fixes. It comes from a reader we’ll Regomize as “Connor” whose customer complained that his terminal would crash every day at a